No update, and yet I’ve written more in the last 2 months than I have, like, ever! But one thing is epic and unfinished, another thing is all packed up and waiting for the next SSBB sign-up, and the rest are odds and ends I would feel strange orphaning on this site as they actually belong to someone else’s original canon. They may well have a future home elsewhere else. More on that another time.
it’s aliiiiiive
Monday, January 21, 2008
Hm. This “smash everything onto one page” deal worked back when I had never written anything and I didn’t have all the incomplete BITs up. Now it’s looking a little crowded. Maybe I should actually do the website thing and put stuff onto… pages.
Ugh.
No site update today, but there will be soon, and it will necessitate the creation of a new section: CLASSICISM. Yeah, I know, what?
Also, I may toss up a Silent Hill 4 thing I wrote four years ago and thought I hated. I think I don’t hate it anymore. I think.
WE’LL SEE, I GUESS.
bantasm
Sunday, September 9, 2007
That’s more like it! The Scientific Method is a ninjas fic that has absolutely nothing to do with the scientific method and everything to do with raping Sasuke. I mean. …well, no, sadly, that is what I mean.
BUT REL, you cry, HOW MANY STORIES CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT RAPING SASUKE. I MEAN, HONESTLY.
You’d be surprised.
Also!! Good Will Towards Men is a fic I wrote for Technomumble’s Advent Calendar like six a billion years ago, and one of the only fics I didn’t have backed up locally when Technomumble up and died. W2 is much much braver than me and faced the Wayback Machine in search of some of her own older fic, and grabbed this one while making her escape. It is about Subaru being too much of a wuss to come out to his sister and involves no rape of any kind, which is pretty unusual for a Tokyo Babylon fic.
nothing to see here
Monday, September 3, 2007
Except the new links page! The laziness, it astounds.
Mostly I made the index table an actual table and not three billion BLOCKQUOTE tags. This has been my approach to web design basically always and it’s time for this nonsense to END.
But don’t worry, I am still thinking very hard about bannable offenses!!
why is everyone so retarded: an entirely sincere question
Sunday, August 12, 2007
So now I begin the thankless task of trying to remember when I may have written underage molestation and where I might have left it. It’s harder than you think! In any case, I am editing old LJ fic entries to point back here, which pretty much guarantees that said stories will never get comments again. booo.
The only thing I’ve actually had to add to the website is this, which I had previously declined to toss up here due to lack of artistic merit, ha ha. It is a Hikaru no Go ficbit in which there are awkward handjobs. New to the site, but actually like two and half years old. Also, I updated the Disclaimer so that it actually serves as a disclaimer. Kind of. Just… look, if you are a lawyer, you have bigger fish to fry than mine. I don’t even have fish. I’m a vegetarian.
but what if I really really like baby rape? that makes it okay, right?
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Well, the site needed an updates page anyway. Since I only update it like three or four times a year, actually marking things as ‘new’ in the index seems… dishonest. Sword Breaker is no longer new.
Constriction actually is new, and friends-locked on LJ due to the fact that I finished it just as the drama was getting good and ha ha well. It is basically the least sexy porn I have ever written. And, ironically, non-con. You are excused from reading it. It’s Naruto, you aren’t missing anything.